Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.