Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How recognize a blonde's computer?

There is correction fluid on screen.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing