Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing