Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

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Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

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