Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing