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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.