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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.