How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!