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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.