How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.