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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.