How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet