How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.