What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.