What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Why don't gypsies use condoms?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!