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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Her dog was blind too.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog