What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!