What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.