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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers:v

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog