What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded