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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes