Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.