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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes