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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.