What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs