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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.