Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.