Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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A lap

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.