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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.