Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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To keep here legs closed.

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A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

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A lap

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.