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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.