What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.