What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.