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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Jerry Jokes More Jerry Jokes

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!