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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Jerry Jokes More Jerry Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes