What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Jerry Jokes More Jerry Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.