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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...