What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...