What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

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What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!