What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

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What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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Jerry's Kids.

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Jerry's kids.