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What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

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What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.