What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!