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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.