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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!