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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What are the differences and similarities of flint Michigan and The Walking Dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide