What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide