Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!