Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto

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I trussed you.

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Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Then jetpack through the ceiling.

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A 'murical.

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