Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

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Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Truss Jokes More Truss Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Decade Jokes More Decade Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind