Hey, get off me homes!
Sewercide
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
So ve it.
A crappy electrician
Put velcro on the ceiling.
He wanted tequila.
She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Because he didn't truss it.
Extroverted
His personality!
A decade Ba dum tish.
The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
He gets Tenyear.
ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.
At some point they turned into Mummys
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
Their mind