Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

Stack Jokes More Stack Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo