Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Eminem.
Because the heart attack got him first.
During a game of charades
A 'murical.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Afrosclerosis
When you are playing Charades.
Student: "A heart attack."
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
Sewercide
It set!
He became Sir Loin
To carry his library card.
They never carry their own weight.
Because he was Baroque.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Student: She was my life.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Spring break. BA DUM TISS
North of the equator.
To promote off-shore drilling.
To study economics.
He fell on his ash.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
