Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Eminem.
Because the heart attack got him first.
During a game of charades
A 'murical.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
When you are playing Charades.
A seasoned veteran.
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
It's harder to break bills.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
A MANDATE
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
Ramsay Bolton.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Sewercide
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
A decade Ba dum tish.
Because they had good high jeans
The refridgegator.
