Heart Attack Jokes

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

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Immaculate Infection

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Paramedic Jokes More Paramedic Jokes

What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"