Heart Attack Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

Recommend Jokes More Recommend Jokes

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Charade Jokes More Charade Jokes

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers