Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

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Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.