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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out