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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God