Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.