What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.