Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Bob Barker

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A Dell.

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Looking for Jobs.

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That's not funny...

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Occam's razor