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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.