Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.