Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Odder... Sorry