Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!