Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

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A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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The C4 does something when it's triggered.

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.