What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Handgun Jokes More Handgun Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry