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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Handgun Jokes More Handgun Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second