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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Handgun Jokes More Handgun Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.