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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Handgun Jokes More Handgun Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second