What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.