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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.