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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!