What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?