An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Because he thought it wood look better!
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
Because there is no point!
Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
