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What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse