Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life