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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette