Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!