Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette