Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

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What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam