Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.