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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.