What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.