What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.