What time is it in New York City?

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.