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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.