What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork