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What time is it in New York City?

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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What time is it in New York City?

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'