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What time is it in New York City?

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

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Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

What time is it in New York City?

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