Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.