Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.