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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.