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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!