Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.