Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.