Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!