What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.