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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.