What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.