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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.