What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.