What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.