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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What does a pig put on his cut?

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