Pulled pork.
Bay-Con
Piiig
Because he felt like BACON!
Well you call him porkchop
A porcupine
Morning Ham
A smoothbore.
A ham-stir
Depends on which country they're from.
Holding the pig together.
The hamstring.
Pork Chop!
He had a problem with his hamstring.
Oinkment!
They hate getting cured.
A pig pen!
Don't go bacon my heart
Everyone got swine flu
A ham brake!
Swine flu
I'm bacon!
Because he felt like bacon.
About six drinks
He was a boar.
A groundhog
There was a porkward silence
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Polled pork.
Disgruntled
Bakin'!
Bacon! Get it?
In a hambulance.
Because she will squeal on you.
A Porky-Pine
Because they called it garbage.
From running in to trees.
Oinkment
They go on pignics.
Einswine
Swine language
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
A teddy boar!
Auld Lang Swine.
Let's be pen pals!
A hog hog.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
A porcupine.
An inj-oink-tion.
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
They'd form pigget lines.
In porking lots.
Loinback.
They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
A road hog!
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
The Saus Age.
Swine flu!
Because it was always running out of the pen.
A boar constrictor!
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Kermit the Frog's finger
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Neigh-boars.
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
A crashing bore.
With a pig pen.
Root beer.
A hedgehog.
Overstuffed.
It was all-oink-lusive.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Rub him with oinkment.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Painless Porker.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
The corniest ones.
Yum Yum.
Pigs don't have red noses.
Sooey sauce.
Pen and Oink!
Heavy!
Streaky bacon!
Sick.
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
They don't like to get that far from the table.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
A lot of crackling on the line!
He split a seam in his blue ones.
To keep the pig in one piece.
When it's oink-ognito.
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
The swine flu.
Crashing boars.
The airpork!
Mmm. Canapes.
A ham ham.
Because it has two shifts.
Forever.
Word,yo.
Because he hates capitalism.
Water.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
This one will sleigh you!
He "sleighs" them.
Sacred blue!
So they can watch the battle
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
Because he was in de-Nile
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.
