Pulled pork.
Bay-Con
Piiig
Because he felt like BACON!
Well you call him porkchop
A porcupine
Morning Ham
A smoothbore.
A Pig with a Flip Knife.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
Baked ham.
A ham-stir
Depends on which country they're from.
Holding the pig together.
The hamstring.
Pork Chop!
He had a problem with his hamstring.
Oinkment!
They hate getting cured.
A pig pen!
Don't go bacon my heart
Everyone got swine flu
A ham brake!
Swine flu
I'm bacon!
Because he felt like bacon.
About six drinks
He was a boar.
A groundhog
There was a porkward silence
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Polled pork.
Disgruntled
Bakin'!
Bacon! Get it?
In a hambulance.
Because she will squeal on you.
A Porky-Pine
Because they called it garbage.
From running in to trees.
Pigpockets.
Oinkment
They go on pignics.
Marry her.
Einswine
Swine language
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
A teddy boar!
Someone's building a pig.
Auld Lang Swine.
Let's be pen pals!
A hog hog.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
A porcupine.
An inj-oink-tion.
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
They'd form pigget lines.
In porking lots.
Loinback.
They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
A road hog!
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
The Saus Age.
Swine flu!
Because it was always running out of the pen.
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."
A boar constrictor!
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Kermit the Frog's finger
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Neigh-boars.
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
A crashing bore.
With a pig pen.
They pig out.
Sarah Jessica Porker
Root beer.
A hedgehog.
Overstuffed.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
It was all-oink-lusive.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Rub him with oinkment.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Painless Porker.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
The corniest ones.
Yum Yum.
Pigs don't have red noses.
Sooey sauce.
Pen and Oink!
Heavy!
Streaky bacon!
The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
A. Electricity.
For Harambe.
Chronic-logically.
Snort stories
Where's my tractor?
Because the steaks were too high...
Camel can go days without drinking!
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Best vicious of the season
An author-dontist Wahey!
Run! escape!
Your fence.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Getting sleighed.
