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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.