What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.