What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart