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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.