Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!