Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.