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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is Chapstick so popular?

Cause it's the balm baby!

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades