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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis