How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.