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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.