How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.