How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan