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What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.