What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal