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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.