What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

Previous Random Joke Next

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.