What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.