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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.