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What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.