What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.