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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.