What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn