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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

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What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino. (Hell if I know)