What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.