What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.