What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.