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Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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Birthday State of Mind

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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A hippopottymouth

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.