Rhino Jokes

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

How would Rhino?

You unplug it!

Well hell-if-i-know!

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Ell if I know.

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Hell if I know

Ell if I know

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Hell if I know.

There were too many Links.

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

He was caught poaching.

Eggs actually get laid.

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

A really strong gust of wind.

Make him wear shoes.

Let us prey.

Because they just kept lion around!

Rhino Jokes

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What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

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