Rhino Jokes

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

How would Rhino?

You unplug it!

Well hell-if-i-know!

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Ell if I know.

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Hell if I know

Ell if I know

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Hell if I know.

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Pitch for every airport

Sperm banks.

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

In bite-sized pieces.

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

It was out standing in its field!

E-reptile dysfunction

Tartar sauce!

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

He didn't have the balls to do it.

A guy laughing his balls off.

Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Birthday State of Mind

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

I Love Pizza & You

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

How do rhinos like their eggs?

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

What are the keys made of?

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

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