What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.