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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...