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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.