What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...