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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What did the Mod say to OP?

Deleted

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.