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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....