What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.