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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....