What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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