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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*