What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Previous Random Joke Next

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.