What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife