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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!