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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Address Jokes More Address Jokes

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.