What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.