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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

Address Jokes More Address Jokes

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation