What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What does a house wear?

Address!

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation