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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Address Jokes More Address Jokes

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.