What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Previous Random Joke Next

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Address Jokes More Address Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.