Address Jokes

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Ip Jokes More Ip Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?