Address Jokes

What does a house wear?

Address!

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Hardware Issue Jokes More Hardware Issue Jokes

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow