Address Jokes

What does a house wear?

Address!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

King Jokes More King Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan