Address Jokes

What does a house wear?

Address!

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who tries to steal fool's gold?

A pyrite!

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.