Jose and Hose "B."
Jose and Hose B
Jos and Hose-B
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Jose and Hose B.
Jose and Hose-B