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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant?

Little Cesar's

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

What did he name the second one?

Hose B