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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike

What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B