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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)