Jose and Hose "B."
A tor-tia.
Because he was good at pulling weed
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Because...bros before hose!
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub
Bi-son
Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...
Jose and Hose B