Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.