What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue