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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates