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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With it's sparrowchute!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.