What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!