What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!