What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!