What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!