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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.