What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.