What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!