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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature