What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude