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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.