What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.